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Title:Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale (F***ed-Up Fairytale #1)
Author:J.A. Kazimer
Book Format:Paperback
Book Edition:Anniversary Edition
Pages:Pages: 308 pages
Published:February 28th 2012 by Kensington Publishing Corporation (first published January 1st 2012)
Categories:Fantasy. Humor. Fairy Tales. Fiction. Mystery. Romance

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I'm no hero. In fact, up until a couple of days ago, I was the villain. Kidnapped maidens, scared kids, stole magic tchotchkes--until I got into a little scrape with the union. Now I'm cursed with the worst fate in New Never City--no matter what I do, I gotta be nice.
So when a head-case princess named Asia barges into my apartment and asks me to find out who whacked her stepsister, Cinderella, I have no choice but to help her. And I'm more than willing to head back to her parents' castle and do some investigating if it means I can get into her black leather cat suit. Except this twisted sister has a family nutty enough to send the Biggest Baddest Wolf running for the hills--and a freaky little curse of her own. . .
"More than f***ed-up. Demented. Hilarious." --Mario Acevedo, author of "Werewolf Smackdown"

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ISBN: 0758269129 (ISBN13: 9780758269126) URL http://www.jakazimer.com/
Series: F***ed-Up Fairytale #1
Setting: New Never City Kingdom of Maldetto

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Ratings: 3.34 From 952 Users | 171 Reviews

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I really loved this book! As has anyone I've recomended it to! A dark twist/parody of the classical fairytale. Dark humor and a villain forced to be a hero as the "hero". No more spoilers though! Read it! I'm forewer greatfull to the bookshop owner who tipped me of to the existence of this f**ked up fairy tale! I hope J.A. Kazimer will write more twisted humorous fairytales!

3.5 stars. Review to come.

It tries too hard to be funny with word play (a lot of which is already dated) at the expense of the plot, and, even while stating right in the title how it means to be offensive, it crosses the line a lot from just crass to flat out mean and insulting.

Disclaimer: I begged Julie for an advance copy, which she sent to me. It's pumpkin orange.Okay, think of the books that you quote. Not books of literature, but the ones where you grab nearby passers-by and say, "Wait, wait, listen to this!" and then read something sly and witty and look at them expectantly. Now, because these people are most likely thinking about a) getting away from you or b) sex, they're usually not impressed. However, once in a rare while, you run into someone who CAN QUOTE

Fun!

4.5, genuinely hilarious and I enjoyed this book a lot

You guys...the title of this book...I can't. I freaking love it. This f***ed up fairy tale follows RJ, a top villian currently cursed with being nice. So when a beautiful damsel in distress asks for help solving her sister's murder, RJ has no choice but to put his villainous ways behind him and help the princess out. RJ (can you guess which Disney villian he is?) our protagonist, was pretty wonderful. Bemoaning his lack of villainous ability, he fights the title of hero until the very end. His